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132. Undoubtedly Yours

The night watchman, on his rounds, saw a house with lights brightly on. Peeking through a crack in the door, he saw the husband and wife teasing each other. As they playfully exchanged words, the husband asked, “Whose is this?” The wife replied, “It’s mine!” “Then whose is this?” “That’s mine too!” “Then what about this?” “That’s mine too!”

The husband, after withdrawing his 'meat odor' from the 'jade pond,' asked his wife again, “Whose is this long and red thing?” The wife, saying, “This is mine too!” rushed to caress him. The night watchman, seeing this scene, felt both anger and envy. Suddenly, in a commanding tone, he rebuked her, saying, “You greedy woman! No matter how greedy you are, isn't that X undoubtedly this man's?”

133. Kimchi and Kkakdugi

A disheveled village woman was teasing her lover in broad daylight when her husband unexpectedly came home for lunch. The lover, scared out of his wits, hid under the floorboards. The village woman, with a swish of her skirt, served her husband lunch and squatted at the head of the dining table. There was a hole in the floor slightly larger than a cow's eye, and coincidentally, the village woman's 'lower gate' was directly over that hole. The lover, hidden under the floorboards, inserted his 'thing' through the hole.

After a while of playing around, the woman gradually became excited. Unable to sit still, she started to move her body, putting kimchi and kkakdugi into her husband's mouth with her own hands, saying, “Eat kimchi! Eat kkakdugi!” and wriggling and twisting her body. As her excitement grew, she eventually started to move rhythmically, chanting, “Eat kimchi, eat kkakdugi, kimchi kimchi, kkakdugi kkakdugi, kimchi kkakdugi, kimchi kkakdugi,” and kept swaying her body.

134. Couldn't Even Have a Snack

A village man visited his in-laws' house, but the husband wasn't home, only the wife. So he had no choice but to leave. The wife followed him out, holding her hands together over that area beneath her skirt.

Gently sweeping, I said apologetically, “I don’t know how disappointed I am that you came all this way and now have to leave without even having a meal!”