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125. Who can I trust to live with?

A couple was having sex, and the husband, overcome with excitement, said, “Honey! It’s so good, I feel like I’m going to float up to heaven!” The wife, in turn, said, “I feel like I’m sinking into the ground.” A young child, who they thought was asleep, heard this and suddenly burst into tears, wailing, “If Daddy goes up to heaven and Mommy goes into the ground, who can I trust to live with? Waaah!”

126. Something to watch while lying down

This is another humorous episode from a family with many children. A couple with many children, after a long time, took advantage of their children being asleep to begin their intimate act. As they were in the midst of their passion, a young child, at some point, woke up and sat up, staring intently at them. Feeling embarrassed as parents and also subtly angered, the father hit the child’s head and scolded him loudly, “You rascal, why aren’t you sleeping and sitting up like this?” Then, the eldest son, who they thought was asleep, said to his younger sibling, “Humph, if you had watched while lying down like me, you wouldn’t have gotten hit!”

127. She was on the bottom, but...

As a couple was in the middle of their intimate act, one child, who they thought was asleep, said, “Mommy and Daddy are fighting!” Another child said, “Let’s see who wins.” Yet another child said, “Hey, Mommy is on the bottom.” Then, another child immediately retorted, “Even though Mommy is on the bottom, Mommy was the one who bit!”

128. Interrogating the Criminal

Many travelers were staying together at a rural inn. Coincidentally, there was a young maiden of marriageable age in the innkeeper's house. In the middle of the night, one of the travelers entered the kitchen, raped her, and then left. Some time later, the innkeeper, upon learning of the incident, became furious and came out to the guest rooms. He woke up all the sleeping guests and tried to identify the criminal.

So, like someone waking up from sleep, he rubbed his eyes and listened carefully to the whole story. Then he told the host to bring a small dining table and said, “Now, everyone, pull down your pants and put your X on this table.” The guests, not understanding why, did as he said and all placed their X on the table. Then he told the host, “Now, bring your daughter in and have her identify which one is it. She must have some idea, having experienced it once.” At this, the host, unable to bring himself to call his daughter, gave up on finding the culprit.