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122. Then that's quite something

A shepherd boy of fourteen or fifteen met a girl his age from a nearby village in the mountains. Seeing her basket full of strawberries, the shepherd boy swallowed hard and said, “Give me some strawberries!” “No! I won't give you any!” “Just a little!” “No!” “Just one!” “I said no!” The girl turned away, giving him a sidelong glance. The shepherd boy got angry and said, “Ugh, you stingy girl! I'll just X that girl!” Hearing that, the girl turned around brightly and said, “Oh, really? Then that's quite something! If you really do that, I'll give you the whole basket of strawberries.”

123. A Woman's Hint

A young man and a young woman were walking together on a deep mountain path. The man had an empty water bottle slung over his shoulder, a chicken in his left hand, and a staff in his right hand, leading a sheep. When they reached a secluded mountain valley, the woman spoke with concern.

“I don't know why, but I'm scared. It would be a big problem if you tried to kiss me while we're walking alone on this deserted mountain path.” “What? Me try to kiss you? As you can see, I have a water bottle on my shoulder, a chicken in one hand, a staff in the other, and I'm leading a sheep. My hands and feet are practically tied, so how could I possibly try to kiss you?” “That's true, but if you stick your staff in the ground, tie the sheep to it, put down your water bottle, and put the chicken inside, couldn't you try to kiss me then?” “Honey! I never even dreamed of such a thing.” The man said, and then looked intently at the woman's face as if he was finished.

A little later, the two entered a dense forest. Then, the man, as the woman had instructed, stuck his staff in the ground, tied up the sheep, and put the chicken in the water bottle. And then he aggressively approached the woman.

124. Who pays for the steamer?

There was a middle-aged couple with many children. Since they had so many children, they rarely had a chance to be intimate. One night, they finally got the opportunity. It had been a long time since they were together, and the sensation was so wonderful that the husband, curious about what made it so good, lit a candle and looked at his wife's private parts.

Just then, hot candle wax dripped onto the woman's thigh. Startled, she quickly extended her leg, kicking her husband. The husband fell backward, breaking a steamer pot placed in the corner of the room. The next morning, the children woke up and saw the broken pot. One of them asked, “Who broke that pot?” Another replied, “Ask Dad!” Then another said, “Who's going to pay for the pot?” The eldest son, feigning ignorance, said, “The person who was looking at the X will pay for it!”